when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)